May 4th might be over, but the Star Wars sales aren't. We've asked Waldo to compile the 13 most ridiculous Star Wars products you can purchase right now online.
The Star Wars R2D2 Dog Costume – Target:
Behold, the galaxy's most adorable dog costume can finally be yours for the low, low price of $11.19. Just slip this Halloween costume onto your dog, and your adorable pup will be dressed like the ever-loyal R2D2. Honestly, we don't even know why you'd have to wait for Halloween...
The R2D2 Waffle Maker – QVC:
Just 5 seconds ago you were convinced there was nothing better on earth than the R2D2 dog costume...but feast your eyes on what the Waldo team considers the 8th Wonder of the World: the R2D2 Waffle Maker. Is it on sale? No. Is it necessary? No. But...is it in stock? YES. Begin your mornings with waffles fit for a hero. Create R2D2 waffles in only minutes to bring adventure and fun into your mornings!
Millennium Falcon XL Drone – Kohl's:
Experience the most iconic spacecraft in the Star Wars universe like you never thought possible with this Millennium Falcon drone. This 27" long drone features a light-up cockpit complete with detailed Han & Chewie figures. Complete with an LED subspace hyper drive (what?), this drone will surely prove you've got the coolest space craft in the galaxy.
Star Wars Dinner Set: Death Star – Target:
There's no better way food than piled atop the Death Star. This non-dishwasher or microwave safe dining set is sure to prove just how big of a Star Wars fan you are to guests. A lightsaber spoon, fork, and knife are included (though we can't guarantee the knife is as dangerously sharp as a real lightsaber).
Star Wars Stormtrooper Luggage – JCPenney:
This Star Wars Stormtrooper luggage case is perfect for any sort of intergalactic travel. With 2 interior compartments, a retractable trolley handle, 4 360º spinner wheels, and the giant face of a Stormtrooper plastered on this TSA-approved luggage bag, this screams INSTANT BUY. Make everyone at the airport jealous with this one-of-a-kind Star Ware suitcase.
Star Wars Electric Guitar – Newegg:
This Star Wars electric guitar is a must-have for any Star Wars enthusiast. Jam out some sweet tunes on this electric guitar; guaranteed to please ears across a galaxy far, far away. The best news? Waldo recently detected a 17% price drop, so it's never been a better time to add this to your guitar collection.
Darth Vader Collector's Edition Costume – Target:
Nothing makes you look more like a baddie than this $1,079.99 Darth Vader Collector's Supreme Edition replica costume. This premium costume includes jumpsuit with faux leather pants and sleeves, a flaring cape from Lucas Studio's original patterns, gauntlets, and a heavy duty injection molded plastic armor set for your collar, shoulders, boots, chest, belt, mask, and more. Please note that the helmet does not change your voice.
14k Darth Vader Cufflinks – Neiman Marcus:
If you're going to go all in on the $1079.99 Darth Vader costume, you might as well pick up these $4,200 14k gold cufflinks. These cufflinks are sure to help pimp out that incredible Vader costume you just purchased with the flair and touch the galaxy's greatest villain can only pull off. All you have to do is spend a combined $5,279.99. Worth it.